age: unknown

sex: yes please

dob: 2/14

gender: genderfluid

pronouns: he/they/xe

sexuality: gay

ABOUT

The oh-so reclusive Mischa Creutzfeldt. Ever since his husband divorced him

for being a massive douchebag, he’s been in hiding. Very tall, with long curly pink hair,

his special talent is making anyone and everyone uncomfortable.

He is incredibly intelegent and is always dizzy from swapping in and out of dimensions.

* he has nothing to do with the german neurologist Hans Gerhard Creutzfeldt.