links for all the characters in the Heidewitzka! universe

Heidewitzka! stars an unfortunate, displaced Kölner nurse named Jamie Fritz, currently residing in the small unincorporated community Prophet, KY. it just seems like God is out to get him...

the name Heidewitzka! comes from the Colognian carnival song "Heidewitzka, Herr Kapitän". the exact origin of the word is unknown. it can be a cry of surprise or to rile someone up.

(don't look at me, i'm just a friendly placeholder)